Getting In Touch With an Escort and Passing The Screen Test

The number one consideration for escorts – even those who are not engaging in any illegal activities – in taking on new clients is: Is this guy a cop? The second consideration is: Is this guy a weirdo or in any way dangerous? We’re sure you’ll agree that these are entirely legitimate concerns on her part, especially since you also need to satisfy yourself that she’s not a cop, even though you’re not planning to do anything illegal.

So escorts have developed fairly elaborate screening procedures for new clients. Some require that you be referred by an existing client or another escort who vouches for you. If you’re a first-timer who doesn’t know anyone who consorts with escorts, those ladies are not going to take you on. Other escorts are going to want information about you, such as where you live, what you do for a living, and how you located her, so she can make a reasonably informed judgment about what kind of risk you represent.

Often, these initial contacts are handled by telephone and/or email, whichever gives the escort comfort that she knows enough about you. So be prepared to go through this screening process, which is in your interest as much as hers. In all cases, she will establish the rules of engagement and you should cooperate fully if you hope to get a date with such an exclusive member of the opposite sex. If she considers you a safe prospect, she’ll mention that she receives a specific monetary donation when she goes out on a date. Most escorts don’t negotiate price and consider customers who try to do so rude.

Assuming she’s willing to meet you in person, possibly in a public place such as a bar or hotel lobby, expect that she will ask to see photo identification and that she will examine it carefully. She’ll also probably want to spend at least a few minutes chatting to get to know you a little and check out your “cop” and “weirdo” vibes. Follow her lead and do not, under any circumstances, make any reference of any kind to sexual activities or services. If you do, she will definitely walk, because the police try to get escorts to acknowledge they’re trading sex for money, even when they’re not.

Whether you’re in a public place or in a private hotel room, at some point she’ll indicate that you’ve got yourself a date. She will expect you to place the agreed-upon payment in cash on a nearby table or counter. You can show her you’re a classy, considerate guy by having the bills in plain view in a plain white envelope. (Remember to have additional cash on hand for a tip if you’re satisfied with the date, especially if you hope to see her again. Many escorts accept non-monetary gifts such as clothing, perfume, flowers or jewelry, which they’ll often mention on their websites.)

As a final test of whether you’re a police officer, she might ask you to drop your pants and your underwear on the theory that cops will be reluctant to do so. Do as she asks and, again, do not mention sexual acts or services until she raises the subject first. She might first invite you to have a seat for some chit-chat, perhaps with a glass of wine if you’ve been thoughtful enough to bring one. Or she might skip the preliminaries and just say something like “Why don’t you get comfortable while I freshen up?”, whereupon she will head into the bathroom to fully or partially disrobe and you are expected to get naked and climb into bed.

When she returns, let her take the lead, and don’t eagerly grab or pounce on her. Let things develop according to her direction and you are most likely to have an agreeable evening, you lucky son-of-a-gun.

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Choosing an Escort

What’s Out There

Our experience has been that any lady who wants to sell sex can call herself an “escort”, and the variety of women who do so is pretty breathtaking. There are ladies who are almost too beautiful and too sexy to look at, and there are ladies who would need to pay *us* to have sex, and there are ladies everyone in between. Sure, different men will find different escorts attractive or not, but just understand that the self-claimed title of “escort” is no guarantee of loveliness or distinction.

Like porn stars and strippers, it is fair to say there are different categories of escorts. On the high end are the kind of women whose company only rich men can afford. If that includes you, congratulations. If not, very attractive and companionable escorts are available all over the country at rates that can be quite similar to those discussed previously for Nevada prostitutes. Again, we recommend that you be prepared to spend in the range of $300 to $500 for an hour of such an elegant lady’s time, which should insure that your experience will be both highly satisfying and memorable.

Escorts typically offer their services either independently or through an agency. Independent escorts run the full gamut of price and attractiveness, from undesirable to unattainable. Agencies usually only hire very attractive and sexy professional women. This is not to say that agency escorts are superior. Rather, as a group, they are less likely to be unattractive, and they are likely to cost more, given the need to share their fees with their sponsor. You might be able to afford an independent who’s higher on the scale of physical appearance, but there’s also a greater chance – perhaps – that your date won’t look quite the same as the pictures on her website.

Also, more agency escorts – including well-known porn stars – tend to go “on tour” around the country and visit various cities at dates they announce on their (or the agency’s) site. Some premier independents travel, as well, but most independents are usually local girls who develop a local clientele and advertise in regional publications.

Finding Safe Escorts

If her website is too explicit, that is, if she’s clearly selling sex, you might be violating the law just by calling her. Look for someone who’s been around a while and knows the ropes. Also, just as with prostitutes, searching the net for testimonials and reviews of specific ladies is time well spent.

How Much It Costs

You might as well ask how high is up. Escort services are the promised land where your fantasies of dating Playboy centerfolds can come true and money is no object. Or, at least, money needs to be no object, because high-quality escorts start at around $300 an hour and the sky’s the limit. Just to give you an idea of how high is up, the donations one stunning brunette posts on her website are $1200 for 1.5 hours (in-call only from 12 noon to 3 pm) and $2000 for 3 hours, with a 3-hour minimum for evenings. Personally, she looks worth it to us.

That’s for royalty. Your run-of-the-mill escorts charge a whole lot less, often in the $200 to $500 per hour price range. Remember, escorts charge exclusively by time, rather than based on particular services, because they’re not selling sexual services, remember?

Are Escorts Legal?

Good lawyers will tell you that the correct answer to every legal question is “it depends”. That is certainly the case when it comes to the legality of escort services.

Consider two situations. In the first you contact a woman who identifies herself as an “escort” and make essentially the same arrangements you would make for a “date” with a legal or illegal prostitute: specific sexual services in exchange for a specific sum of money. Both you and the “escort” have just committed an illegal act. If you then actually have the date and pay the money, that’s another crime. And if you have the sex, that’s crime number three. In other words, calling a prostitute an escort doesn’t change anything about the illegal nature of the transaction.

In the second situation, you contact an “escort” and make arrangements for a “date” without any discussion whatsoever about sexual acts or services. You agree on the charge for the date, which the escort might call a “donation”, and after some preliminaries, you discreetly pay that amount at the beginning of the evening, again without any discussion of sex. Most importantly, you don’t actually have any sex during the date. (Jeesh, what’s the point?) That’s not illegal in any state. In fact, except for the up-front cash payment, it’s fairly similar to any regular blind date where you don’t get lucky.

So those two opposite scenarios represent the easy cases: paying for sex is prostitution, but paying for non-sexual companionship isn’t.

The problem with escort services is that they usually fall in between those two extremes. Most professional escorts take elaborate measures to avoid any discussion or agreement about sexual services until they’re satisfied you’re not a cop. And their rates don’t change depending on what kind of sex you want, primarily because she’s not going to ask you what kind of sex you want and you’re not going to tell her what kind of sex you want. (If you do, you won’t get any. You won’t even get an appointment.) The money is based entirely on how much time you spend together, not on what you do while you’re together.

So if the cops came barging in early enough in the evening, neither you nor the lady will have solicited prostitution, offered prostitution, agreed to provide prostitution, or engaged in prostitution.

Technically, that is.

Because the reality is, of course, that 99.999% of the time, both you and the escort intend to exchange sexual services for money from the very first contact, and (God willing) you will have sex before the evening is out. Does that mean that escort services are legal until sex is discussed or performed?

It depends.

Let’s imagine a third situation that’s a variation on the second situation described above. Suppose that you arrange a date with an “escort” by calling the number in a magazine ad, again without any discussion of sex. A beautiful lady comes to your hotel room and accept your “donation”, again without any mention of sex. You open a bottle of wine, your new friend makes herself comfortable next to you on the couch, and she engages you in pleasant, non-sexual conversation on any number of interesting subjects for 10 or 15 minutes or so. Topics of discussion include the kind of things you talk about on a blind date, although she’s a hell of a lot easier to talk to than your usual blind date.

As you and she work your way toward the bottom of the bottle wine, and you’re both feeling quite relaxed and companionable, she occasionally touches your hand or your knee while she listens to your stories or laughs at your jokes. Before you know it, you’re sitting very close together, and she leans in, places her hand ever so gently on your cheek, and gives you a nice, soft kiss on the lips (no tongue), just like during a real blind date that’s going along pretty nicely. One thing leads quite naturally to another, in the usual progression from tongue kissing of increasingly passionate fervor and duration, to placement of hands on top of clothing in places they don’t belong, to fondling your stiff erection (pants still on), to the opening of a button or zipper, and so on and so forth, until you and this sexy and friendly stranger are naked in bed engaged in the best full-bore sex you’ve ever had.

That, my friend, is what a real date with an escort is actually like. Other than the fact that you responded to some kind of advertisement she placed (because she does this for a living) and you’ve paid her a few hundred dollars, this third situation sure looks a lot like the blind date of your dreams, which, it is important to note, is not illegal.

Does the fact that you’ve contacted a professional escort and paid her money for ostensibly non-sexual services convert what would otherwise be a great blind date into illegal prostitution?

It depends.

In fact, it depends on a number of factors, most of which are not in your control. How much does the city or state or hotel where you’re doing this care? What about the police? How conspicuous are you and the escort being? Is the hotel (or motel) known to be a place for this sort of thing, one that rents rooms by the hour, or is it a classy joint where there’s nothing at all unusual about a lady and a gentleman meeting on a blind date for a drink? Does your date look like a date, or does she look like a street walker? When in public together, do you behave like responsible members of society who don’t look out of place in a respectable establishment that happens to rent beds for the night, or does your body language scream out “let the illegal fucking begin”.

You get the idea. The point is that escort services involve a certain amount of risk. High-class escorts who make a good living at this know how to stay far away from legal trouble. For that reason – and for their own personal safety – any skilled escort is going to take complete charge of your time together. In fact, you are very likely to find a disclaimer much like the following if you visit her website:

This is not an offer of prostitution. Understand and agree that any money exchanged is for time and companionship only. Legally, I cannot and will not discuss or agree to any type of solicitation. No fees or tips of any kind will be quoted, negotiated, assessed, or collected in exchange for any sexual conduct. Anything else that may occur is a matter of personal choice between two or more consenting adults of legal age, and is not contracted for, nor is it requested to be contracted for, nor compensated for in any manner.

And so begins the ritual of making a paid sexual encounter look like nothing more than a particularly exotic blind date.