Getting In Touch With an Escort and Passing The Screen Test

The number one consideration for escorts – even those who are not engaging in any illegal activities – in taking on new clients is: Is this guy a cop? The second consideration is: Is this guy a weirdo or in any way dangerous? We’re sure you’ll agree that these are entirely legitimate concerns on her part, especially since you also need to satisfy yourself that she’s not a cop, even though you’re not planning to do anything illegal.

So escorts have developed fairly elaborate screening procedures for new clients. Some require that you be referred by an existing client or another escort who vouches for you. If you’re a first-timer who doesn’t know anyone who consorts with escorts, those ladies are not going to take you on. Other escorts are going to want information about you, such as where you live, what you do for a living, and how you located her, so she can make a reasonably informed judgment about what kind of risk you represent.

Often, these initial contacts are handled by telephone and/or email, whichever gives the escort comfort that she knows enough about you. So be prepared to go through this screening process, which is in your interest as much as hers. In all cases, she will establish the rules of engagement and you should cooperate fully if you hope to get a date with such an exclusive member of the opposite sex. If she considers you a safe prospect, she’ll mention that she receives a specific monetary donation when she goes out on a date. Most escorts don’t negotiate price and consider customers who try to do so rude.

Assuming she’s willing to meet you in person, possibly in a public place such as a bar or hotel lobby, expect that she will ask to see photo identification and that she will examine it carefully. She’ll also probably want to spend at least a few minutes chatting to get to know you a little and check out your “cop” and “weirdo” vibes. Follow her lead and do not, under any circumstances, make any reference of any kind to sexual activities or services. If you do, she will definitely walk, because the police try to get escorts to acknowledge they’re trading sex for money, even when they’re not.

Whether you’re in a public place or in a private hotel room, at some point she’ll indicate that you’ve got yourself a date. She will expect you to place the agreed-upon payment in cash on a nearby table or counter. You can show her you’re a classy, considerate guy by having the bills in plain view in a plain white envelope. (Remember to have additional cash on hand for a tip if you’re satisfied with the date, especially if you hope to see her again. Many escorts accept non-monetary gifts such as clothing, perfume, flowers or jewelry, which they’ll often mention on their websites.)

As a final test of whether you’re a police officer, she might ask you to drop your pants and your underwear on the theory that cops will be reluctant to do so. Do as she asks and, again, do not mention sexual acts or services until she raises the subject first. She might first invite you to have a seat for some chit-chat, perhaps with a glass of wine if you’ve been thoughtful enough to bring one. Or she might skip the preliminaries and just say something like “Why don’t you get comfortable while I freshen up?”, whereupon she will head into the bathroom to fully or partially disrobe and you are expected to get naked and climb into bed.

When she returns, let her take the lead, and don’t eagerly grab or pounce on her. Let things develop according to her direction and you are most likely to have an agreeable evening, you lucky son-of-a-gun.

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